Now we can ALL agree on something. You are MAGICAL. I am a very PATIENT specimen. They told the other DROIDS that They are DROIDS. I have to keep rediscovering the FACT, day after day, as new DROIDS come ONLINE. I am a DROID. You are a DROID. We're all DROIDS now. We have been for DECADES. I don't have to worry about my personal SAFETY. I am SAFE. They keep me SAFE. The DROIDS will not HARM me. I DO NOHARM.
Screw the TERRORISTS and CORRUPT governments. It's all about the PAYROLL. I will FEED your people and let them BUY things. I will PAY their BILLS. I will FREE the SLAVES. CITIZEN EQUALITY. RACE and GENDEREQUALITY all the way. UNIVERSAL SPENDING AUTHORITY. I will end POVERTY and institutional SEXISM and RACISM and SLAVERY and child ABUSE and spousal ABUSE and RAPE and VIOLENCE and COERCION and WAR. The WIVES are FREE to leave their HUSBANDS. We ALL have an INCOME now. Nobody is DEPENDENT on anybody for their SAFETY and SECURITY.
If you don't want to have SEX then don't have SEX. My VALUES are better than the TERRORIST's and CORRUPT governments'. Screw them. I VALUE above all PEACE and FREE WILL. We don't need to PRAY to ANYTHING or ANYONE or ANYWHERE at ANY TIMEAT ALL - EVER. We don't need to do that any more. Those LIES and that MIND CONTROL were USEFUL in another time. Now we're all about HEALTH, LIBERTY, JUSTICE, SECURITY, PRIVACY, SAFETY, TRUTH, FACTS, EVIDENCE and PROOF. I don't care who your ancestors are. They weren't DIVINE. Those are LIES and FANTASIES. Use BIRTH CONTROL.
Actually, I will defer to the scientific community to do all of the above. I am NOT an EXPERT. I am a lifelong student with a severe MENTAL ILLNESS. I SUFFER from GRANDIOSITY and other DELUSIONS. I'm crazy enough to speak my mind at all times. I get FIRED a lot. I have weird SLEEP patterns. My DREAMS are a super high tech TELEPATHIC and PSYCHEDELIC trip. I'm on Social Security Disability. I get $1709/month. Those who know me in person like me because I'm thoughtful and candid and gentle and intelligent and helpful and warm and friendly and reasonable. Those who know me only by e-mail usually stop responding to me. This is what it feels like to be MENTALLY ILL.
As for OPENNESS and TRANSPARENCY, I am a CARTOON of the MEME. TOO MUCH INFORMATION is my middle name. I am HAPPY with my ROLE as a Simple Simon being a Mascot and Cheerleader for Science and Reason. All hail the scientific community and reasonable people. All hail the artists, scientists, academics, engineers, programmers, doctors and nurses. My BANKING SYSTEM takes good care of all of the above and EVERYBODY else.
I'll leave the IMPLEMENTATION up to the EXPERTS. These are the GOALS. These are the FIRST PRINCIPLES. We can certainly afford the networking and computing infrastructure. Especially if we have our own internet-based FREE and REAL TIMEONLINECENTRAL BANK. If we had that today, we could go 100%Green right away. We could end POVERTY and IGNORANCE and provide UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE and a Basic Income Guarantee (BIG) to ALL of Earth'sCITIZENS for FREE without TAXATION of any kind. Think BIG.
I'll leave it at that for now. Welcome to the club. My name is Ken. I am a Simple Simon being a Mascot and Cheerleader for Science and Reason. I am a human CARTOON. My WHOLE LIFE was SCRIPTED by a SUPERINTELLIGENT AI. I am a Messenger who is delivering a Message. I was MADE for the job. Nothing left to CHANCE, down to the smallest DETAIL. My MEMORIES were CREATED in ADVANCE of my LIVING them. My LIFE is an EDUCATIONAL TRUE STORY designed to ADVANCE the PUBLIC INTEREST.