From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]:
2. (Law) (a) One who is legally appointed by another to transact any business for him; an attorney in fact. (b) A legal agent qualified to act for suitors and defendants in legal proceedings; an attorney at law.
Note: An attorney is either public or private. A private attorney, or an attorney in fact, is a person appointed by another, by a letter or power of attorney, to transact any business for him out of court; but in a more extended sense, this class includes any agent employed in any business, or to do any act in pais, for another. A public attorney, or attorney at law, is a practitioner in a court of law, legally qualified to prosecute and defend actions in such court, on the retainer of clients. --Bouvier. -- The attorney at law answers to the procurator of the civilians, to the solicitor in chancery, and to the proctor in the ecclesiastical and admiralty courts, and all of these are comprehended under the more general term lawyer. In Great Britain and in some states of the United States, attorneys are distinguished from counselors in that the business of the former is to carry on the practical and formal parts of the suit. In many states of the United States however, no such distinction exists. In England, since 1873, attorneys at law are by statute called solicitors.
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Screw the TERRORISTS and CORRUPT governments. It's all about the PAYROLL. I will FEED your people and let them BUY things. I will PAY their BILLS. I will FREE the SLAVES. CITIZEN EQUALITY. RACE and GENDER EQUALITY all the way. UNIVERSAL SPENDING AUTHORITY. I will end POVERTY and institutional SEXISM and RACISM and SLAVERY and child ABUSE and spousal ABUSE and RAPE and VIOLENCE and COERCION and WAR. The WIVES are FREE to leave their HUSBANDS. We ALL have an INCOME now. Nobody is DEPENDENT on anybody for their SAFETY and SECURITY.
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As for OPENNESS and TRANSPARENCY, I am a CARTOON of the MEME. TOO MUCH INFORMATION is my middle name. I am HAPPY with my ROLE as a Simple Simon being a Mascot and Cheerleader for Science and Reason. All hail the scientific community and reasonable people. All hail the artists, scientists, academics, engineers, programmers, doctors and nurses. My BANKING SYSTEM takes good care of all of the above and EVERYBODY else.