From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.44 [gcide]:
crocked \crocked\ adjective drunk, inebriated. Opposite of {sober}. [slang]
Syn: blotto, fuddled, loaded, pissed, pixilated, plastered, potty, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tiddly, tiddley, tight, tipsy, wet. [WordNet 1.5]
From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.44 [gcide]:
Crock \Crock\, verb (used with an object) [imp. & p. p. {Crocked} (kr[o^]kt); p. pr. & vb. n. {Crocking}.] To soil by contact, as with soot, or with the coloring matter of badly dyed cloth.
From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:
adjective
1: very drunk [syn: {besotted}, {blind drunk}, {blotto}, {cockeyed}, {fuddled}, {loaded}, {pie-eyed}, {pissed}, {pixilated}, {plastered}, {potty}, {slopped}, {sloshed}, {smashed}, {soaked}, {soused}, {sozzled}, {squiffy}, {stiff}, {tiddly}, {tiddley}, {tight}, {tipsy}, {wet}]
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